Do you like manhole covers? Do you like Paris? Would you like a circular rug that looks just like a Paris Sewer Cover? I thought so. Well, here you go! Makes an interesting statement in an odd room. I think.
Prepare to RISE and shine and RISE! This Pole Dancer Alarm Clock (The inventor is living in a tent in my backyard) is sure to grab your attention even when you are in a deep sleep! When not going off this clock just looks like an everyday sculpture of a pole dancer, but when its time to wake up the party has just begun!
His beady eyes BLINK bright red as he scurries all about your feet. This remote controlled little freak lets you to control his every move as he zips around like the evil rat that he is. Have fun watching people jump up, scream, and climb on their desks, all because you’re a certified jerk.
These murdering people want to scare the poop out of you. Wait, they’re not people, they’re dolls. So, in fact, these killer dolls want to prove that the family that slays together, stays together.
Set of 3 dolls includes Chucky, Tiffany and their son, Glen. Each has rooted hair and movie-accurate accessories.
This inflatable Swordfish is so much better than an actual dead fish hanging on your wall. (What’s next, Ducks?) Great conversation piece, this is much more hip, and no unsuspecting fish had to get hooked to decorate your den or office cubicle.
I duct taped my fender when it got crunched by a drunk lady. I duct taped my shoe when it came apart and I had to walk in the snow. I even duct taped my screen door at the hinges when it dangled and wouldn’t close right.
So it makes perfect sense that a duct tape wallet would be the coolest and toughest thing ever. I think it looks sleek. Remember, duct tape is the new titanium.
It looks like a megaphone – And when you speak into it, you’ll hear a voice that sounds nothing like your own.
The Voice Changer has 10 different voice changing effects and works by just holding down the trigger button and talking. Pick the synthesized voice you want to use, and speak.
You can pick a low scary voice, or a high pitched chipmunk voice, and many others in between.
Punk your friends on the phone, scare a would be robber, or call to passing folk from your front lawn.
I’ve sort of become an expert on all the wacky unique stuff for sale on the internet…So I thought I would point you in the direction of items that I like.
I especially like odd, funny, and original items that serve no particular purpose in society…Apparently, ducks who moo like weird stuff.
THE PRODUCTS I PRESENT are the best I’ve found so far, but give me some time and I’ll dig up some freakazoid crazier stuff.
So here’s the scoop: my products are sold by bigger and better trustworthy sites. Some guys try to hide the fact that they are linking to affiliate commerce sites. Not me. My vendors are reputable and they offer super stuff. I’m just the middleman with a good taste for the odd.
Duck Moo? No hidden meaning whatsoever. I like the word Duck, since I am one. And I like the word Moo, because it’s a delightful language. Put ‘em together, and you got a relatively distinct site name.
Come back soon as I continue to find better unique gifts. I have a day job painting fake beards on billboard underwear models, so my time is limited.
Later,
Duck Boy
A melting clock. Clock look funny. Clock be surrealistic and odd and something Salvador Dali would be proud of. Well, maybe not PROUD, but at least Not Disliking.