It looks like a megaphone – And when you speak into it, you’ll hear a voice that sounds nothing like your own.
The Voice Changer has 10 different voice changing effects and works by just holding down the trigger button and talking. Pick the synthesized voice you want to use, and speak.
You can pick a low scary voice, or a high pitched chipmunk voice, and many others in between.
Punk your friends on the phone, scare a would be robber, or call to passing folk from your front lawn.
I’ve sort of become an expert on all the wacky unique stuff for sale on the internet…So I thought I would point you in the direction of items that I like.
I especially like odd, funny, and original items that serve no particular purpose in society…Apparently, ducks who moo like weird stuff.
THE PRODUCTS I PRESENT are the best I’ve found so far, but give me some time and I’ll dig up some freakazoid crazier stuff.
So here’s the scoop: my products are sold by bigger and better trustworthy sites. Some guys try to hide the fact that they are linking to affiliate commerce sites. Not me. My vendors are reputable and they offer super stuff. I’m just the middleman with a good taste for the odd.
Duck Moo? No hidden meaning whatsoever. I like the word Duck, since I am one. And I like the word Moo, because it’s a delightful language. Put ‘em together, and you got a relatively distinct site name.
Come back soon as I continue to find better unique gifts. I have a day job painting fake beards on billboard underwear models, so my time is limited.
Later,
Duck Boy
A melting clock. Clock look funny. Clock be surrealistic and odd and something Salvador Dali would be proud of. Well, maybe not PROUD, but at least Not Disliking.
Tap the drums on the front of this T-shirt and you’ll actually hear bongo sounds from a built-in speaker. Each bongo drum plays a different note so that various rhythms can be played, much to the amusement of your audience of enabling friends, or curious passing-by onlookers. Or girls who dig geeky freaks.
Made from high quality 100% cotton, Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirts are hand washable, and the small battery pack that powers the drum sounds can easily be removed.The Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt is a touch sensitive T-shirt with built-in speaker, so you can pound out a catchy rhythm that sounds just like the real thing.
Echo Bot’s super-freaky lone eyeball conceals a motion sensor and once triggered it lets loose with whatever insult, compliment or joke you’ve recorded. It’s bendable, and the little alien legs with their suction cup feet make it dead easy to plant in just the right place, without being detected.
Programming Echo Bot is as easy as it is hilarious. Just hold down the record button and speak into the microphone at the back of the eye.
Features:
* Record wacky voice message up to 10 seconds long
* Message is played back when motion is detected in front of sensor eyeball
* Sensing distance approximately 3.3 feet
* Accordion-style bendable legs with suction cup feet
* On/off switch
Norman Bates is your friend. And so is his mother. Do you have some irritating houseguests that will be coming to visit? Put up this shower curtain before they arrive, and maybe they will hit the road a little bit sooner!
Now you can express your feelings of affection with this anatomically correct plush beating heart. Simply shake the heart and it starts beating and pulsating in your hand. It’s just like the real thing… but without all that messy blood. Your friends will be oddly fascinated and repulsed by this animated stuffed body organ.
Who cares what stinking time it is!! Does anybody really care? This clock says you don’t have to know what time it is. Time waits for no one, but Tom Waits for you
Remember when George told the unemployment office lady that he was close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries? And he told Jerry to say….Oh, if I have to explain it to you, then you probably shouldn’t buy this shirt.
Hey, Men! Tired of wearing the same torn, dirty underwear day after day? Hey, Women! Tired of your man wearing the same crappy, ugly underwear day after day? This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get those unsightly underpants back into presentable shape.