Prepare to RISE and shine and RISE! This Pole Dancer Alarm Clock (The inventor is living in a tent in my backyard) is sure to grab your attention even when you are in a deep sleep! When not going off this clock just looks like an everyday sculpture of a pole dancer, but when its time to wake up the party has just begun!
Archive for November, 2009
His beady eyes BLINK bright red as he scurries all about your feet. This remote controlled little freak lets you to control his every move as he zips around like the evil rat that he is. Have fun watching people jump up, scream, and climb on their desks, all because you’re a certified jerk.
These murdering people want to scare the poop out of you. Wait, they’re not people, they’re dolls. So, in fact, these killer dolls want to prove that the family that slays together, stays together.
Set of 3 dolls includes Chucky, Tiffany and their son, Glen. Each has rooted hair and movie-accurate accessories.
This inflatable Swordfish is so much better than an actual dead fish hanging on your wall. (What’s next, Ducks?) Great conversation piece, this is much more hip, and no unsuspecting fish had to get hooked to decorate your den or office cubicle.
I duct taped my fender when it got crunched by a drunk lady. I duct taped my shoe when it came apart and I had to walk in the snow. I even duct taped my screen door at the hinges when it dangled and wouldn’t close right.
So it makes perfect sense that a duct tape wallet would be the coolest and toughest thing ever. I think it looks sleek. Remember, duct tape is the new titanium.