Prepare to RISE and shine and RISE! This Pole Dancer Alarm Clock (The inventor is living in a tent in my backyard) is sure to grab your attention even when you are in a deep sleep! When not going off this clock just looks like an everyday sculpture of a pole dancer, but when its time to wake up the party has just begun!
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His beady eyes BLINK bright red as he scurries all about your feet. This remote controlled little freak lets you to control his every move as he zips around like the evil rat that he is. Have fun watching people jump up, scream, and climb on their desks, all because you’re a certified jerk.
These murdering people want to scare the poop out of you. Wait, they’re not people, they’re dolls. So, in fact, these killer dolls want to prove that the family that slays together, stays together.
Set of 3 dolls includes Chucky, Tiffany and their son, Glen. Each has rooted hair and movie-accurate accessories.
This inflatable Swordfish is so much better than an actual dead fish hanging on your wall. (What’s next, Ducks?) Great conversation piece, this is much more hip, and no unsuspecting fish had to get hooked to decorate your den or office cubicle.
I duct taped my fender when it got crunched by a drunk lady. I duct taped my shoe when it came apart and I had to walk in the snow. I even duct taped my screen door at the hinges when it dangled and wouldn’t close right.
So it makes perfect sense that a duct tape wallet would be the coolest and toughest thing ever. I think it looks sleek. Remember, duct tape is the new titanium.
It looks like a megaphone – And when you speak into it, you’ll hear a voice that sounds nothing like your own.
The Voice Changer has 10 different voice changing effects and works by just holding down the trigger button and talking. Pick the synthesized voice you want to use, and speak.
You can pick a low scary voice, or a high pitched chipmunk voice, and many others in between.
Punk your friends on the phone, scare a would be robber, or call to passing folk from your front lawn.
A melting clock. Clock look funny. Clock be surrealistic and odd and something Salvador Dali would be proud of. Well, maybe not PROUD, but at least Not Disliking.
Tap the drums on the front of this T-shirt and you’ll actually hear bongo sounds from a built-in speaker. Each bongo drum plays a different note so that various rhythms can be played, much to the amusement of your audience of enabling friends, or curious passing-by onlookers. Or girls who dig geeky freaks.
Made from high quality 100% cotton, Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirts are hand washable, and the small battery pack that powers the drum sounds can easily be removed.The Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt is a touch sensitive T-shirt with built-in speaker, so you can pound out a catchy rhythm that sounds just like the real thing.
Echo Bot’s super-freaky lone eyeball conceals a motion sensor and once triggered it lets loose with whatever insult, compliment or joke you’ve recorded. It’s bendable, and the little alien legs with their suction cup feet make it dead easy to plant in just the right place, without being detected.
Programming Echo Bot is as easy as it is hilarious. Just hold down the record button and speak into the microphone at the back of the eye.
Features:
* Record wacky voice message up to 10 seconds long
* Message is played back when motion is detected in front of sensor eyeball
* Sensing distance approximately 3.3 feet
* Accordion-style bendable legs with suction cup feet
* On/off switch
Norman Bates is your friend. And so is his mother. Do you have some irritating houseguests that will be coming to visit? Put up this shower curtain before they arrive, and maybe they will hit the road a little bit sooner!