Now you can express your feelings of affection with this anatomically correct plush beating heart. Simply shake the heart and it starts beating and pulsating in your hand. It’s just like the real thing… but without all that messy blood. Your friends will be oddly fascinated and repulsed by this animated stuffed body organ.
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Who cares what stinking time it is!! Does anybody really care? This clock says you don’t have to know what time it is. Time waits for no one, but Tom Waits for you
Remember when George told the unemployment office lady that he was close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries? And he told Jerry to say….Oh, if I have to explain it to you, then you probably shouldn’t buy this shirt.
Hey, Men! Tired of wearing the same torn, dirty underwear day after day? Hey, Women! Tired of your man wearing the same crappy, ugly underwear day after day? This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get those unsightly underpants back into presentable shape.
Know a geek that spends a little bit too much time on the computer? Here you have the perfect Nerdtown spice delivery system. For your favorite IT pro. Plastic with silicon base. 2″ x 2″
This amazingly creative product takes your common piece of white bread and turns it into a crunchy work of art. You can make Six different works of Toast Art. Oh, it can be a normal toaster, too.
How many times have you said to yourself, “I wish I had a device that could shoot marshmallow’s across the room!”
Firing one regular sized marshmallow (not included) at a time, the Marshmallow Blaster has the power to hit targets up to 40 feet away. Just pump the handle to build up air pressure, then lock and load a marshmallow. (Note: Your boss can’t fire you if you shoot him, or her, in the head with a marshmallow)
This campy 1954 science fiction creature-feature was originally filmed and released in 3-D, and tells the story of an amphibious man on the loose in the Amazon. Fun artwork, 24 in. x 36 in.