Oct 2009

Tap the drums on the front of this T-shirt and you’ll actually hear bongo sounds from a built-in speaker. Each bongo drum plays a different note so that various rhythms can be played, much to the amusement of your audience of enabling friends, or curious passing-by onlookers. Or girls who dig geeky freaks.

Made from high quality 100% cotton, Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirts are hand washable, and the small battery pack that powers the drum sounds can easily be removed.The Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt is a touch sensitive T-shirt with built-in speaker, so you can pound out a catchy rhythm that sounds just like the real thing.

Oct 2009

Echo Bot’s super-freaky lone eyeball conceals a motion sensor and once triggered it lets loose with whatever insult, compliment or joke you’ve recorded. It’s bendable, and the little alien legs with their suction cup feet make it dead easy to plant in just the right place, without being detected.

Programming Echo Bot is as easy as it is hilarious. Just hold down the record button and speak into the microphone at the back of the eye.

Features:
* Record wacky voice message up to 10 seconds long
* Message is played back when motion is detected in front of sensor eyeball
* Sensing distance approximately 3.3 feet
* Accordion-style bendable legs with suction cup feet
* On/off switch

Oct 2009

Norman Bates is your friend. And so is his mother. Do you have some irritating houseguests that will be coming to visit? Put up this shower curtain before they arrive, and maybe they will hit the road a little bit sooner!

Oct 2009

Now you can express your feelings of affection with this anatomically correct plush beating heart. Simply shake the heart and it starts beating and pulsating in your hand. It’s just like the real thing… but without all that messy blood. Your friends will be oddly fascinated and repulsed by this animated stuffed body organ.

Oct 2009

Who cares what stinking time it is!! Does anybody really care? This clock says you don’t have to know what time it is. Time waits for no one, but Tom Waits for you

Oct 2009

Remember when George told the unemployment office lady that he was close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries? And he told Jerry to say….Oh, if I have to explain it to you, then you probably shouldn’t buy this shirt.

Oct 2009

Hey, Men! Tired of wearing the same torn, dirty underwear day after day? Hey, Women! Tired of your man wearing the same crappy, ugly underwear day after day? This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get those unsightly underpants back into presentable shape.

Oct 2009

Know a geek that spends a little bit too much time on the computer? Here you have the perfect Nerdtown spice delivery system. For your favorite IT pro. Plastic with silicon base. 2″ x 2″

Oct 2009

This amazingly creative product takes your common piece of white bread and turns it into a crunchy work of art. You can make Six different works of Toast Art. Oh, it can be a normal toaster, too.

Aug 2009

How many times have you said to yourself, “I wish I had a device that could shoot marshmallow’s across the room!”

Firing one regular sized marshmallow (not included) at a time, the Marshmallow Blaster has the power to hit targets up to 40 feet away. Just pump the handle to build up air pressure, then lock and load a marshmallow. (Note: Your boss can’t fire you if you shoot him, or her, in the head with a marshmallow)